City Narrator T-Shirts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Hoodie Hang-out

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

King Kongs first christmas

A man looks up at the earth

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Blok drives by New York City.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Netsukes of New York.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Right Here

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"How am I rampaging?"

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.