City Narrator Gifts

Good News

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Hoodie Hang-out

King Kongs first christmas

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

A man looks up at the earth

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

SF NO

Blok drives by New York City.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"We'll always hate Paris."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Netsukes of New York.

This is where Brent council sends you

Back to Normal

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Right Here

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...