City Jobs T-Shirts

'What a great lawyer! -- He plea-bargained me into a job with the city!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Love linked

Saxophone Player.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Careful."