City Jobs Gifts

'What a great lawyer! -- He plea-bargained me into a job with the city!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Saxophone Player.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Serenading

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

King Kongs first christmas

"I don't believe in you!"

Push for Disco...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio