City Job Fan Gifts

'What a great lawyer! -- He plea-bargained me into a job with the city!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

King Kongs first christmas

I love the Shard

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Career advice from the boss

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

They Always Say That

Netsukes of New York.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Urban lunch

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Aren't all gifts free?

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

City & Western.

Accountants can be fun!

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Financial Pirates

Sidewalk the game

Crybaby