City Job Fan T-Shirts

'What a great lawyer! -- He plea-bargained me into a job with the city!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

I love the Shard

King Kongs first christmas

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Career advice from the boss

Netsukes of New York.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Urban lunch

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Aren't all gifts free?

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Sidewalk the game

Financial Pirates