Unusual Occupation Fan Gifts

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

My Spam Sketchbook

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Executive Tacos

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'What training do I get?'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'Mystery egg.'

Freak Accident Specialist

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Teamwork