Occupational Satire Fan Gifts

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

"Looks like we found the issue."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Director/Action Man toy.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

What's normal?

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'