Unusual Occupation Fan Prints

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

My Spam Sketchbook

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Executive Tacos

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'What training do I get?'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

Teamwork