City Departure Gifts

Leaving New York

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hoodie Hang-out

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

King Kongs first christmas

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Can't even hold signs well.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Doubledecker bus stop

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"My feet are cold."

From Here You Can See Bugger All