City Breaks Gifts

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

Exploring Paris.

Tanned export manager

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

The Soho Beachwear Look

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Out for lunch... GOD

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

Leaving New York

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Shoppers

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"Decaf, Sid?"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Men resting.

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

A Break In Music

'Have you noticed? She always calls a recess at the exact time 'Oprah' comes on tv.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."