City Break Gifts

"I've been to cities other than New York. They're cute."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

The Soho Beachwear Look

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

Shoppers

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Leaving New York

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Tanned export manager