City Break Pillows

"I've been to cities other than New York. They're cute."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

The Soho Beachwear Look

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Leaving New York

Peaceful holiday

Shoppers

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Tanned export manager

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."