"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."
Isolation Departure Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift to mark someone's departure or to comfort someone facing isolation? Our collection of products captures the emotional mix of saying goodbye and finding strength in solitude. Whether it's for a loved one embarking on a new adventure or someone navigating alone time, these gifts blend humor and heart to express your support and well-wishes.
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
Cellphone Islands
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'
A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"My feet are cold."
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."
Remote work
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
Confined by Coronavirus
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
"Beware of dog"
Mind Island
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man
"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
You are now entering the middle of nowhere
"Wait! You can’t leave ... who am I going to blame stuff on?!"
Self-Isolatteion
Isolation Departure Gifts Collection
Isolation Departure Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and heartfelt designs celebrating life’s departures and solo adventures.
Isolation Departure Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add warmth and humor during life's transitional phases or moments of solitude.
Isolation Departure Prints
Browse our art prints that beautifully capture the emotions of departure and isolation, adding meaningful decor to any space.
Isolation Departure T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed to commemorate new beginnings or lonely moments with wit and style.