Isolation Stories Gifts

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Go away

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self-Isolatteion

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Your library book is overdue.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'