"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"
Isolation Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for an isolation artist? Celebrate their creative independence with our specially curated collection of thoughtful and witty items. Whether they work best in solitude or find inspiration in quiet moments, our products are designed to resonate with their artistic spirit. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, find something that recognizes their unique flair and supports their creative journey. Ideal for artists, writers, or anyone who finds magic in alone time, these gifts bring a touch of inspiration and humor to their solitude.
A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall
"Quarantining together is getting worse."
"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"
"Your COVID test came back negative - but you've tested positive for cabin fever."
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
Cellphone Islands
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
Remote work
"I'm fine going all zoom."
"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."
Join the protest march, I'm lonely.
"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
"Beware of dog"
"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Mind Island
Shelf-Isolation
You are now entering the middle of nowhere
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
Self-Isolatteion
Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man
Go away
Isolation Artist Gifts Collection
Isolation Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the 'isolation artist'—perfect for quiet mornings and thoughtful reflections.
Isolation Artist Pillows
Browse our pillows designed for the solitary creative—add a cozy, inspiring touch to their favorite lounge or studio space.
Isolation Artist Prints
Decorate their creative space with prints that honor the 'isolation artist'—unique artwork that inspires and amuses.
Isolation Artist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the 'isolation artist'—a perfect addition to their wardrobe that combines humor, creativity, and personality.