Isolation Artist Mugs

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Your COVID test came back negative - but you've tested positive for cabin fever."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Remote work

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

Shelf-Isolation

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Self-Isolatteion

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Go away