Isolation Experiences Gifts

Isolation Tank

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Self-Isolatteion

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Go away

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.