"I miss avoiding people."
Isolation Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the joys of solitude and introspection? Our collection offers witty and warm items that resonate with anyone who appreciates their own company. Whether it's a humorous mug or a cozy pillow, these gifts make a meaningful statement about embracing alone time with humor and grace.
Graduation Day 2020
"I'm ok, thanks anyway. . . all is good here!"
Desert Isle CCTV
"Have you been tested?"
'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'
"Sorry, mate - I'm self-isolating."
"There's no privacy anymore."
Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.
Covid fatigue
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'
Hermit on island can't escape modern society.
Corona isolation
Coronavirus Archipelago.
Gretchen and Cody practice the art of social distancing.
"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
"Damn...another stay-at-home order thanks to COVID."
Memo - Latest social-distancing guidelines.
Party Tonight: Bring a bottle.
Covid Cases: 0
"You know damn well I;m not vaccinated."
Go Away Tee Shirt
You have no new messages
No Coronvirus
"Come home! We have a vaccine!"
"Could you keep it down please!"
Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.
"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."
"You've been quarantined where?"
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
Bozzie Bear in the Window
"We self isolated 27 years ago."
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
Isolation Gifts Collection
Isolation Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs celebrating solitude—perfect for cozy mornings and quiet reflection with a humorous or heartfelt touch.
Isolation Pillows
Explore pillows that add a cozy and humorous vibe to any room, perfect for those who cherish their alone time.
Isolation Prints
Invest in art prints that highlight the serenity and humor of solitude—perfect for inspiring a peaceful, reflective space.
Isolation T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that embrace being alone with witty, thoughtful designs—ideal for those who celebrate their independence.