Isolation Philosopher Gifts

"Self isolation. What's the big deal."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Desert Island Death.

This is unbearable. I can't beleive I let my sand wedge on the ship.

Socially Distant Earth

Day 40 of self-isolation and time had taken on a different concept.

You are here - They are there

All I want for Christmas

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

The new normal

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Just junk mail."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

Go away

Counsellor for man on desert island

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Arbitrageur in Exile