Isolation Intellects Gifts

"Just junk mail."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The new normal

Cellphone Islands

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Remote work

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Self-Isolatteion

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Go away

Arbitrageur in Exile

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Could you keep it down please!"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"