Seclusion Gifts

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The new normal

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Remote work

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Just junk mail."

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Could you keep it down please!"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'