Concealment Gifts

Traffic Cone Monsters

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

Beers

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Green Balloon

If you're happy and you know it...

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

Let's Celebrate

'She'll never look for me here.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Prosecco

Pesky students.

Prosecco Peacock

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

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