Fashionably Hidden Gifts

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Redhead

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

Have you seen me?

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

Bra falling from the sky.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Room to Let

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

I'm not avoiding you!

No ties.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'