Fashionably Legal Gifts

"Actually, I'm only doing entertainment law now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"These new coats are a Godsend."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Douglas Stuart

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'I'm afraid that smartphone is designed for people who are much cooler than you.'

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

Pre-nuptial Agreement: 'Hang on, I'll carry you over the threshold next.'

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

100% sheepskin...

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

New for parents of teenage girls: plastic foam midriff cover-up spray.

"But what will I not wear?!"