Legal Fashion Icons Gifts

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Urban Life.

Sly Fox

One Dollar, One Vote

Bruce Willis

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

Extreme Court Reporting

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

Karl Lagerfeld.

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

"I'd like you to meet Frank Russ. He's just arrived on foot."

'Do you have that in red?'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Howzat?"

Hard & Soft Hat Areas

"I want that tousled, just-out-of-bed look."