Legal Fashionista Gifts

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Animal Hats

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

Need a pair of pants.

"Jeffrey's in futures."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.