Fashionistas With A Legal Twist Gifts

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

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'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

We have skule clothes.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

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