Fashionistas With A Legal Twist Mugs

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Besties Photo

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

We have skule clothes.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Not Uggs. Puggs.

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.