Law-and-fashion Fusion Fans Gifts

Where legal teams but their outfits.

Casual Thursday

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'We are from the F.B.L.'

"Having a real pitbull for an attorney was great...at first."

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'Actually, your wife's quite hot... Mind if I ask her for a date?... Post decree absolute, of course.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

'After being sequestered in a hotel owned by the defendant, we find him guilty!'

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

Young executive sees notice -'last hired, first indicted.'

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"Let's have an instant replay of that brilliant maneuver by the defense counsel!"

"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

Negligence Lawyer Stakeout

Obama and Guns Control.

Law Groupies

Engineering and Engine Earring