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Where legal teams but their outfits.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Casual Thursday

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'We are from the F.B.L.'

"Having a real pitbull for an attorney was great...at first."

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'Actually, your wife's quite hot... Mind if I ask her for a date?... Post decree absolute, of course.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Nope. Not the same thing.

'After being sequestered in a hotel owned by the defendant, we find him guilty!'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"Let's have an instant replay of that brilliant maneuver by the defense counsel!"

"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

Young executive sees notice -'last hired, first indicted.'

'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

Engineering and Engine Earring

Obama and Guns Control.

Negligence Lawyer Stakeout