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'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Casual Thursday

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Mexican angels.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Hired Morning Suit

Pyramid Skiers

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

Greek Crisis

Biden Wins