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'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Casual Thursday

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Mexican angels.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Pyramid Skiers

Hired Morning Suit

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

Rocket charmer.

Greek Crisis

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

The Dali 'Bama.