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The Running for President Shop

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Geri Halliwell.

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Australian punk

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'