Fashionista With A Flair For Politics Pillows

The Running for President Shop

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Crocodile Shoes

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

Likes Makes Right

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."