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'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'Too dressy?'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Australian punk

The New Business Power Suit

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

We have skule clothes.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Do-over

Hoody Woodpecker.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Bathing suit.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Cat tail etiquette.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."