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'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

The New Business Power Suit

Australian punk

'Too dressy?'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

We have skule clothes.

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Bathing suit.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"