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"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Very fine people on both sides."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

World Economic Forum

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

More Unequal Than Others

"Fashion Week"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Welcome to the United States."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'