Fashionably Laid-back Gifts

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Reserve Ants

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Matching Outfits

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Summer Road Work

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."