Fashionably Laid-back Mugs

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'No sweat shop'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Matching Outfits

Reserve Ants

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"Sloth!"

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Summer Road Work

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'