Fashionably Hidden Prints

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Redhead

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Bra falling from the sky.

Room to Let

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

No ties.

I'm not avoiding you!

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

''Candid Camera' is doing an episode about some sap who does nothing but watch T.V. all day.'