Fashionista With A Secret Prints

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Bernice Mountain Dog

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Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Geri Halliwell.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Naked Furniture

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Computer Fashion Show

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."