Playful Hider Prints

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

A Hole in the Dike

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Mice Cream

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Jumble Sale

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Beard, socks and sandals.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Umbrella fight.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"I love it when you wear fish nets."