Height Hider Prints

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

In Disguise.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Increase Your Height.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

I'm not avoiding you!

Man on stilts on cell phone.

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'