Playful Hider Pillows

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

A Hole in the Dike

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Mice Cream

It's for you.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Jumble Sale

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Beard, socks and sandals.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Umbrella fight.

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"I love it when you wear fish nets."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'