Creative Hider Pillows

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'I've invented copyright.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

I'm not avoiding you!

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."

'We're foreclosing on your intellectual property.'

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."