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"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The new normal

Cellphone Islands

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Remote work

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Just junk mail."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Self-Isolatteion

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Go away

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Could you keep it down please!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."