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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

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"Apparently he's from a silent order."

'Forget it. I'm sick of playing hide-and-seek.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

'Ted hates parties.'

"Thank god for that. I thought I was going deaf."