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Trump Twitter ban

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Monk on the beach

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"At last - no Trump."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Priest

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Self Storage Unit

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Spring Training

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Go away

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00