Isolated Retreats Prints

Trump Twitter ban

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Monk on the beach

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Priest

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Self Storage Unit

Spring Training

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'