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'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Scurile travels

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"At last - no Trump."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Little Taxes.

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

Self Storage Unit

Spring Training