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"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Scurile travels

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Septic Fields Forever.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Go away

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

Free Little Library

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'